Dear Santa

C's letter to Santa this year, verbatim and in its entirety:

Dear Santa,

I could not think of something to ask for, but I knew you'd get something good. I also wanted to thank you for everything the elves made (thank them too). They did a great job. The Gingerbread house mess was funny.*

With all true Belief**

C----- F.

*This is a reference to the letter Santa sent to C, which detailed a mess the elves had made decorating gingerbread houses.

**I attribute this to C's reading all twelve Lemony Snicket books in the space of less than a year.