A Little Humor For an Otherwise Not-So-Entertaining Monday
Always a little late to the party, today we honor Talk Like a Pirate Day, with my all time favorite pirate joke.
Part of the reason (ok, most of the reason) I really love this joke is that I learned it from my nephew, T, who cracks me up on a regular basis. My prediction for T's future: By the age of 35, he will either be the gazillionaire president of a multi-national company or he will have been whacked by an irate husband.
The joke:
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel shoved down his pants. The bartender says "Excuse me, did you know there's a steering wheel shoved down your pants?" The pirate says "Aye. It's driving me nuts!"
Part of the reason (ok, most of the reason) I really love this joke is that I learned it from my nephew, T, who cracks me up on a regular basis. My prediction for T's future: By the age of 35, he will either be the gazillionaire president of a multi-national company or he will have been whacked by an irate husband.
The joke:
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel shoved down his pants. The bartender says "Excuse me, did you know there's a steering wheel shoved down your pants?" The pirate says "Aye. It's driving me nuts!"
posted by badmommy | 2:18 PM
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