In His Secret Heart....

In his secret heart, Hank believes he is Jackie Chan.

In fact, he is a ninja:

Great Bumper Sticker We Spotted This Weekend:

I may be dyslexic, but I can still kick your tub.

Dear Kittens....

Dear Kittens:

Thank you for being so clean and tidy and never using anything but the litter box when you have business to take care of. It's really nice of you to never, ever leave any presents anywhere else. (And Hemi? The other day when you had to throw up and you did it IN the litter box instead of on a carpet somewhere? That was brilliant.)

A favor, though: When I'm cleaning out the litter box (one good turn deserves another, after all), it would be very, very helpful if you would not jump in and try to re-bury everything before I can get it scooped out and thrown away. Just something to think about.

Love,

Mom

PS: Is it just me or does it make sense that when you're outside you can use the "facilities" there, without needing to run back inside to use the litterbox? Just checking....